Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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