brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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