butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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