I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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