I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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