Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
im on a boat
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