I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Randomize
