margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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