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I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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