Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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