Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Still dying that you shit outside
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Randomize
