wakey wakey hands off snakey
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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