Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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