Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
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wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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