party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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