ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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