You surviving the open bar?
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I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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