Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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