with your own penis?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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