Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
foreskin is a definite game changer
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Randomize