quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I think your dad took our porno
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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