how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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