ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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