if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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