he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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