i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
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