Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
not ubering you a puppy
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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