Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
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