I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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