i need an iv and a liver transplant
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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