we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
So vagazzling was a success
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
