I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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