Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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