yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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