I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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