Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I love you.
Bad choice
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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