I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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