Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Randomize
