y did u give ur computer a hand job?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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