We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Randomize
