He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Randomize