Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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