Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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