Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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