I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Its about making memories worth repressing
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
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He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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