and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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