Dual....:-)
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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