I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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