how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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