hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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