i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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