D3 body, D1 cock
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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