Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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