Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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