If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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