Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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